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I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
(via apolloadama)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via apolloadama)
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
I THINK I OWN WHATEVER LAND I LAND ON
MIDGARD IS JUST A SMALL THING I CAN CLAIM
BUT I AM WELL VERSED IN MANY CREATURES
IF YOU DON’T KNEEL YOU WILL SURELY BE MAIMED
(Source: becausehiddles, via breakingtrophies)
I’ll Be Watching You (But Not On Purpose)
You are officially my favorite human.Fanfic
Kurt/Blaine, Chandler (sort of)
R, for some sexy times
Summary: A prompt on GKM, Chandler follows Kurt home and and accidentally (for real) becomes a creepy stalker.
Chandler is not a stalker. Kurt’s house was just on his way home. Sort of. Ok not at all, actually, but it’s not like he went completely out of his way or anything. And he was just curious, that’s all, as to where someone as fabulous as Kurt Hummel would lay his perfectly pampadour-ed head every night. He probably wore silk pajamas. And had silk sheets. Or was that like, silk overkill? Would it be really slippery? Ok, Egyptian cotton then. From Egypt. Does Egyptian cotton actually come from Egypt or is it just a fancy name? Kurt would probably know.
after 3 years they’re finally ready to be exclusive :3
(Source: kurtblair, via certaintendencies)
Here’s to hoping my research paid off for this audition. Putting myself on tape now. Channeling my inner rock star… HA! (Taken with instagram)
(via ready-set-starkid)
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be crocs
- satan: let there be twilight
Kurt: They can’t touch us, or what we have.
FOX: Yeah…you guys can’t touch each other either, though.
(via zombicorns)
